Classylittlefucker.

austincarlileismyhero:

Is the towel necessary
no

“No one is a slut. “Slut” is a made-up word to keep women from having as much fun as men. A person who enjoys sex is just a person and a person who is a virgin is also just a person and everyone should lay off each other’s sex lives. Retire the word “slut” please.”

20 Things We Need To Stop Talking About In 2013 (via floraalgreen)

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musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

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acciowine:

fuckyeahgaycouples:

Via Gay Marriage USA on Facebook:
“Allstate Insurance recently did a small ad campaign featuring gay couples that was presented in Chicago, San Francisco, and L.A. Kudos to them! This is me (Brad) and TJ (right).”

I want car insurance and I don’t even have a car.

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itsjustfirealarms:

on the end credits to my life